Milo Goodness

how to make the perfect chocolaty ice beverage.

u will need:-

1) A GLASS
2) A SPOON
3) MILO TIN with milo powder in it. but of cos.
4) USE OF YOUR HANDS. LEGS NOT RECOMMENDED.
5) CONDENSED MILK OR CREAMER POWDER
6) SUGAR. DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND NOT USE SALT. READ THE LABELS.
7) REASONABLE SENSE OF ESTIMATION PLUS COMMON SENSE.
8) ICE/ CRUSHED ICE.
9) A LITTLE HOT WATER + PLUS A JUG OF COLD WATER.

DIRECTIONS.

01
okie first yah haf ta get a glass/cup or flask of your choice.

02
then retrieve all the necessary stuff i mentioned.

03
open the milo tin cover. if u are stumped as how to do this. may god have mercy on yer soul. hint: use the spoon. big hint: use leverage. bigger hint: ask someone who knows, dammit.

04
next once tin cover is removed. use the spoon and scoop out 3-4 heapfuls of milo powder. use yer brain if its fills up more than half of yer glass/mug/flask. yer aint doing it right. the cholocate powder should take up preferably 1/5 of the height of the glass/mug/flask.

05
next comes the condensed milk or creamer. stuff some in. do not sttir as yet. it will fuck up the use of the spoon. next sugar. dump in whutever amount u see fit. less for diabetes. more if u wish to be one.

06
do not stir the weird looking stuff at the bottom of container as yet u impatient dickweed. get some hot water. it doesnt have to be boilin’. pour the hot water fillin’ up at least 1/4 of the container u are using. NOW u may stir. if u have stirred beforehand it proves u had a very sad childhood.

07
u will notice that the weird looking stuff now turns into this chocolaty looking liquid. the hot water helps ta blend all the stuff and turns em into liquid. if it gets lumpy. u somewhut did not use hot water. dumbass.

08
now pour in the cold water to the 6/8 of the containment height. now get some ice. crushed or not. dump it in. use the spoon again and stir so that it becomes evenly cold through.

09
now for the finale. dump in a scoop of cholate ice cream. preferably “nuts about chocolate” brand. if yer dont know use some other chocolaty flavour. do not, i repeat, DO NOT FUCKIN” use durian flavoured ones or any fruity flavours for the matter. after that sprinkle a little milo powder on top of yer creation and voila!!

Options:
After step eight u may wish to blend the drink. if this is the case add in more ice and blend till it is not lumpy or has big chunks of ice. the word is SMOOTH. note: use a clean blender, they may contain remnants of yesterday’s chili paste.. ur mom may disapprove but heck she doesnt hafta know. right?

have fun.

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